“Who hasn’t had gay thoughts?” - Ben Wyatt. “All I need to do is focus and stay calm.” - Leslie Knope. “Treat yo self.” - Donna Meagle and Tom Haverford. “Thank god my grandfather just died, so I am fluh-uh-shed with ca-ah-ash.” - Jean Ralphio. “No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me. “You have all the strengths.” - Leslie Knope. Might as well lean into it.” - Tom Haverford 
“I’m gonna buy some sweatpants and a Nicholas Sparks novel.“One person’s annoying is another’s inspiring and heroic.” - Leslie Knope.My Mom’s name is Tamara… she goes by Tammy.” - Ron Swanson RELATED: 19 ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ Quotes As Good As “Title Of Your Sex Tape”
They’re all terrible… but you have them.” - Chris Traeger I once threw beer at a swan and then it attacked my niece, Rebecca.” - Andy Dwyer When I was a baby, my head was so big scientists did experiments on me. When they say two percent milk, I don’t know what the other 98 percent is. I don’t know who Al Gore is, and at this point, I’m too afraid to ask. I didn’t actually sell my car, I just forgot where I parked it.
“I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. “There’s nothing we can’t do if we work hard, never sleep, and shirk from all other responsibilities in our lives.” - Leslie Knope. Yeah, no, I wanna quit and never come here again.” - Mona-Lisa Saperstein “I’m big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.” - Leslie Knope. “Put some alcohol in your mouth to block with words from coming out.” - Ron Swanson. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired.” - Andy Dwyer But if you don’t call in favors to look at women in bikinis and assign them numerical grades, what the hell do you call in favors for?” - Tom Haverford “Do you think that marrying penguins made some kind of statement?” - Leslie Knope. “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.” - Leslie Knope. “If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.” - Chris Traeger. And I don’t have to work! Hey slutty teenage girls dressed as sexy kittens, pump your own stomachs this year!” - Ann Perkins But work has to come third.” - Leslie Knope “We have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. “Sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.” - Tom Haverford. Not the same moon, obviously, That’s impossible.” - Andy Dwyer “Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I, too, will be looking at a moon. “I am a goddess, a glorious female warrior.” - Leslie Knope. 
“Time is money Money is power Power is pizza Pizza is knowledge.
Which is water that is lying about being milk.” - Ron Swanson
“There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. “ Everything hurts and I’m dying.” - Leslie Knope. We’ve included classics lines from Ron Swanson, April Ludgate, Andy Dwyer, and even the very best Leslie Knope compliments. While a world that has Leslie as our president is, sadly, nothing but a dream, we can make our reality a little funnier by remembering these hilarious Parks and Rec quotes that are guaranteed to make you laugh. Top parks and rec quotes series#
The series has a simple premise but was funny enough to keep many laughing for seven seasons. It lives on through its reruns, fans, and incredible Parks and Recreation quotes. But just because a show’s over doesn’t mean that it’s really over. When we said goodbye to the sitcom Parks and Rec, we said goodbye to a wondrous world called Pawnee, Indiana, home to some of the most memorable characters to ever grace our screens, including the one and only Leslie Knope.
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